That hot North Korean studmonkey, Kim Jong-Il, tied the knot with his secretary, according to a South Korean wire service. Kim's previous wife died two years ago, and Kim Ok has apparently filled the gap in the dictator's private life:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has taken his former secretary as his new wife, South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported on Sunday, citing sources familiar with the country.

His wife Ko Yong-hi, the mother of two of Kim's three sons, died of breast cancer in August 2004, the agency said.

"I heard Kim has been living together with a woman named Kim Ok, who was his secretary, since Ko Yong-hi died two years ago," Yonhap quoted a South Korean government source as saying.

I have to believe it's all an American plot to calm the tensions on the Korean peninsula. The DoD probably thought Kim's fascination with missiles had some deeply Freudian overtones and played Yenta in Pyongyang.

Maybe now that he has a more constructive outlet for his, er, passions, he could skip the whole "burning the whole region into cinders" thing. You think?

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