Mahmoud Ahmadinejad decided to take a page out of Ronald Reagan's playbook and talk directly to the people of his enemy -- us, the Great Satanettes. In a letter to the "Noble Americans", the Iranian president informs the benighted American electorate that all of our problems have a single source. Guess who that is? Actually, you don't have to guess for long, because Ahmadinejad is somewhat less than subtle in his identification:

We, like you, are aggrieved by the ever-worsening pain and misery of the Palestinian people. Persistent aggressions by the Zionists are making life more and more difficult for the rightful owners of the land of Palestine. In broad day-light, in front of cameras and before the eyes of the world, they are bombarding innocent defenseless civilians, bulldozing houses, firing machine guns at students in the streets and alleys, and subjecting their families to endless grief. ...

For 60 years, the Zionist regime has driven millions of the inhabitants of Palestine out of their homes. ...

You know well that the US administration has persistently provided blind and blanket support to the Zionist regime, has emboldened it to continue its crimes, and has prevented the UN Security Council from condemning it. ...

What has blind support for the Zionists by the US administration brought for the American people? ... What have the Zionists done for the American people that the US administration considers itself obliged to blindly support these infamous aggressors?

Yes, the yahouds have their sinister tentacles into our government, and that's why we're the Great Satan .... er, the Little Satan ... um, whatever.

I know this has been the talk of the news shows today, but this is nothing new. Ahmadinejad has talked out of both sides of his mouth since he began his campaign for the Iranian presidency. Let's not forget, in all of his mellifluous language of American nobility, that this is the same man who convened a conference to imagine a world without America as well as Israel. He didn't seem terribly concerned about our nobility then when he exhorted his followers to rid the world of the United States.

This letter follows the same rambling, barely coherent pattern of his open letter to George Bush earlier this year. In it, he attempts to deflect attention from the intransigence of his own regime in their pursuit of nuclear weapons by continuously blaming the Jews for all the ills of the world. They talk about the American elections and how the Democrats will now have to take responsibility for the actions of our government while Ahmadinejad spends five pages avoiding it himself.

Mahmoud might have done better as a comedy writer than a politician. He's killing us -- or rather, he'd like to be.

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